Where in Portland, OR...?

Q: Can I get some 420? I am on my period right now and it is really unbearable pain. My connection fell through and I am not up for just meandering around downtown asking for hours and getting turned down, which I have done before. Nor am I up for going to Skidmore and risking rape and dismemberment, so please help?

A: some Midol would be lot cheaper and mean that you suck less...

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